Weyland-Yutani Corporation seeks full-time human companion for <classified experimental subject>, inquire within for details
Out-of-Placers
A story of inconvenient changes
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If Wayland Corp could just turn people into xenomorphs or the xenomorphs became the person they popped out of, ALIENS would be a bit more odd and hilarious vs scary.