Figgins is right to be worried about Zally’s enthusiasm
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Zally is indeed very enthusiastic.
Wow’ing enthusiastically
Woo hoo hooo!
Fascinatings…
The Futurama joke was originally about smashed pelvises, but Zally’s unbridled enthusiasm breaks other bones too!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe males that aren’t meant to breed with Zally shouldn’t be allowed within her line of sight.
If she was blindfolded she would stalk the males by scent. It’d just be that much more of a challenge.
aren’t yinglets just the funnest little ratbirds
What I said previous about Yinglet flirting techniques, is doubled for Zally. But her latest semi-willing victim being one of Patriarch Figgins lot most likely, its a good match. I have to wonder if Vizlet is on sending Zally unwitting breeders as Injures are so commonplace. Seems like a good way to end patriarch Narklet, death by snu-snu as a means of assassination.
She looks like she has practiced this sort of thing.
Also what are her teeth made of, iron? Silver? Basalt?
Her Father has the same teeth. Its possible that Kattajak’s meat rich diet affects his and his daughter’s enamel color for their teeth, but its also likely that Kattajak is from a Enclave where this is normal. Perhaps they are plains dwellers who tunnel instead of our Val Sallian swamp dwellers with white enamel being the oddballs in Yingletdom. That those teeth were used for digging before becoming civilized would mean that the more mineral rich they were, the longer the teeth lasted and the more likely they were to breed. Natural selection took care of the rest.
I know that blackening one’s teeth has at times also been a fashion thing, but I haven’t see it often enough here to feel like that’s why they were darker (for fashion reasons, that is).
You know, after typing the above, it occurrs to me that if Kattajak’s line HAS indeed selected for an alternate, more durable material than calcium with which to mineralize tooth enamel, then it’s very likely that same material (going by color and properties, perhaps beryllium?) is being used to mineralize the rest of their family’s (non-externally visible) skeleton.
In other words, Zally may _quite_literally_ have the benefit of “better bones.”
That is a distinct possibility, and would in part explain Zally and her Father’s greater strength, as the bones would require greater muscle to move them. This would give them greater in the moment strength (like Zally’s leap of seduction) possibly at the expense of being aerobically fit. They being the Yinglet equivalent of yinglet bodybuilders. Zally’s biceps are twice the diameter of her latest “victim” of her enthusiasm for example. I’d be fun to match her with Poak, seeing his size would mean Zally wouldn’t have her way all the time.
Oohhhhh. *blink blink*
Zhat explains soso many owies. Soso manies…
Poor stupids lucky guards…
[EEEEE Guard] Hey you zhere! Why are you walking near MY rock?
EEEEEEEE!
Zally no~, think of the Matriarch’s carefully planned breeding schedule! Oh… that just got her more worked up.
Ok, that was beyond what I was expecting. Broken neck is definitely not something, you’d expect to see as a risk associated with overenthusiastic sex partner… but Zally is a law unto herself it seems.
It is indeed fortunate that Yinglet necks are so VERY flexible.