-“Do you think he’s laying it on a bit too thick, Doctor?”
-“I don’t know, kid, I’m not the ship’s navigator. Where do you think we’re going?”
-“I think the Captain is still hung up on that time I set my phaser down on the dinner table and ‘cramped his mojo.’ I don’t know what that means, but he keeps saying ‘Something has to be done,” and it feels like we’re going in several directions at once. My God, what a beautiful nebula that is!”
-“Aye, ’tis a beauty. So the captain wants to lay alongside that planet and jettison all the crap the last harem of alien girls left in his quarters.”
-“Yes I do, and if there’s any objections, Bones, you and Pavel can grab a couple of blasters and join the landing party in red shirts.”
-“But Captain, I’m a navigator, not a quartermaster.”
-“You stole my line, kid.”
For a second I thought it was another Zhat Zhing, particularly one that would turn a yinglet into a hooman.
Poor Feeeena 🙁
AND pooor Whoeveritwas!
Oohhh… Poorpoor Feeeeena.
Za “pwease don’tz forgets mes” shinies is de saddest ofs shinies…
Would hugs… an probablies gives clams.
Should one ever be discovered, it would have to be known as Zhat Ozher Zhing.
Seeing de caravan in de recent post, and now dis? You are not being very subtle, boss!
<__>
*goes backs to hidings from za cara-yings*
-“Do you think he’s laying it on a bit too thick, Doctor?”
-“I don’t know, kid, I’m not the ship’s navigator. Where do you think we’re going?”
-“I think the Captain is still hung up on that time I set my phaser down on the dinner table and ‘cramped his mojo.’ I don’t know what that means, but he keeps saying ‘Something has to be done,” and it feels like we’re going in several directions at once. My God, what a beautiful nebula that is!”
-“Aye, ’tis a beauty. So the captain wants to lay alongside that planet and jettison all the crap the last harem of alien girls left in his quarters.”
-“Yes I do, and if there’s any objections, Bones, you and Pavel can grab a couple of blasters and join the landing party in red shirts.”
-“But Captain, I’m a navigator, not a quartermaster.”
-“You stole my line, kid.”
It’s very bizarre seeing two left hands like that. My mind keeps wanting to correct it.
Ya know all of us Yinglets have two left hands pretty much, a left truehand and a foothand, Feeeena got lucky and has three!
Oh yesyes! *nod nods* So sooo luckies…
And like they say, three lefts make a right!
If three lefts make a right, then she has two rights? No, that can’t be right. ?
Unless she also has two left foothands. Then she’d have four. (: