OOPs #259
Jan26
Snug as a bug in a tailored merchant house uniform
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Out-of-Placers
A story of inconvenient changes
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Is a major Yinglet issue zhat due to sleeping more often, we get bed head so, so much!
And then there’s Kassen Akoll, who seems to cultivate bed head as an intentional hairstyle.
Magic ze zing can change gender, species, the brain, mass, entire nervous system…
But Kassens bedhead is an ontological constant beyond all space and time.
Perhaps it is intentional, as if Kass did proper grooming, zhey start to see how pretty dey really are, and zhat leads to being horny. So in essense Kass’s eternal bedhead is a form of mental defense against being pretty, and feeling a bit more Yinglet-ish as a result.
Be honest, Val – how many times did you yawn in the process of drawing that first panel?
Has Kass discovered one of those ancient, instinctive stretches that all yinglets intuitively do when they wake up, or is this a technique that others could benefit from learning? If Kass showed it to Vizlet, would she say something like “yes everybody does that, good on you,” or something more like “hmm, let me try … oho that’s good!”
*has to zhink about what dey do half asleep* I’d say Kass’s morning routine is ok, zhough dey is missing working on zheir ears and tongue. Zhe spines on our tongue need flexing when clams aren’t in out diet often enouzh, and it just feels zo good do do. Zhe ears can be a headache (literally) as zhey are so, so big compared to say a human’s. It is *recommended* to hold one’s eartips and offer a bit of resistance as you rotate your ears in a circle a few times. Zhis loosens up zhe muscles around our heads, which can ozherwise cramp up (a Ear cramp >>HURTS<<)
Ozher zhan dat, I'd say Kass needs to go back into zhe circle stretch she accidently did while wasted to work zhe opposing group of muscles a few times, and it's good, seeing zhey aren't into a morning humpin' wizh dat pretty boy quite yet.
Nothing more adorable than a bug getting fit for a uniform.