Important scientific reshirts
Out-of-Placers
A story of inconvenient changes
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Important scientific reshirts
OOPs now has a Russian translation which updates shortly after the English pages are posted!
Now also in French:
And Ukranian:
hnnNot to cause alarm but I believe there may be some sort of insectoid-spy drone in your quarters, Kass.
It’s not like the insides of the walls aren’t bugged as well. 😉
Is OK as long as it isn’t one of doze bity parasite bugs. Fekk zhem! But as Kass has shown already, Ivenmozhs are on de menu when de kitchen is just too far to walk.
Kass has made a big deal about the loss of stature and strength, the different arm and leg proportions, gaining a tail, having such different fingers, eyes, ears, skin, etc., but the change of tongue is not to be underestimated, given how much of your sense of touch it carries. And when I think about how much of human speech relies on the shape of your tongue, it’s impressive that Kass didn’t take a lot longer to re-learn how to speak after getting transmogrified. For that matter, did anybody else’s brain read “for the redshirts” before realizing that Lopin was actually saying “for the research”?
It is an evolution to take the tasty bits out of a snail’s shell or clam, I am wondering zhat Kass is not flexing de barbs on zheir tongue as well. It is actually harder to extend one’s tongue wizhout doing zhat, zhan it is to flex de barbs while sticking one’s tongue out.
Also, Kass may see de benefits of having one’s shelltoozh trimmed back. Lopin of course does not have zhat issue, but Kass on de ozher forehand has a very feral looking one zhat kind of gets in de way.
Such fwuffy cheeks
When the shirt you’re wearing gets dirty, you gotta reshirt. (:
Oh sweet lord, Lopin’s face when he sees Cass do that! XD