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Kass has one of those
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Called it.
“RAN WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE!?”
“Donated when the previous matriarch passed away. Why?”
Glorious! I have a jar of human testicles in my china cabinet. I take it out for a demonstration whenever some cis guy wants to tell me that he has to manspread because of balls.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
to demonstrate why hes right and “manspreading” is the dumbest thing the left ever pulled out of there collective overly traumatized asses?
Suggestion: Don’t get so twisted over a joke, and maybe look into spreading awareness of a real conflict such as atrocities in Burkinabe Faso or Myanmar instead of trying to propagate a tired “culture war” mindset.
*Burkina Faso, whoops. “Burkinabe” refers to people from the region.
XD right, IM the one propagating the culture war, not miss “chop there balls off and stick them in a jar”. and also this somehow equates to burkina faso, which since both of these things are equal in your mind and can be interchanged so easily must mean that everything is relatively fine over there.
like seriously, how the hell did faso pop into your brain after reading one idiot telling another idiot that men actually do need to sit with there legs apart? that would be like me watching 2 new yorkers fight over which bagel is better and going “huh, this reminds me of the rwanadan genocide”
Zhank goodness Ran didn’t get de jars mixed up! And Zhat face, we haven’t seen zhat on Kass’s mug since de time Kass got to spend time with de Younglets.
….eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE! *screachies* Wait waits! Whys was I runnings agains? (Was Zally chasings me???)
*BIG gawkies… O_O an pulls out Ze Card*
[ Approved Yinglet responcies:
1) Pokes wizh stick.
2) Sets on fires – BUT DON’TS BES A BAD YING!
3) Offers clam.
4) Tells zhat you is stringzy, gristliez, tozzic, and probablies most difinitlies tastes bads.
5) Flee – very fastly.
6) Hides.
7) EEEEEs fors distractings or backs-ups.
8) Go gets spear (or goods clams-rake).
9) Faintz.
*card is nibblied offs here* ]
Oh… OKs zhen. *faints* x_x
(Pleaze don’ts lets snarkzies Rann-man ‘ezspeardiments’ on meeeee…)
Zhat is a nightmare, Zally on one side, Ran on de ozher. Yikes! Maybe #7?
I don’t think I want to know what else is in there.
Yeah, it isn’t a Yinglet specific storage, so no telling, really.
Huh. Do you think this reaction is because kass is..
1) Grossed out that Ran has dead yinglet parts in a jar
2) Uncomfortable with the implications of how Ran got a yinglet tongue, and what might happen to her after she dies in Ivenmoth custody
3) In an existential crisis as she is reminded how not-human her insides are
4) In an existential crisis as she remembers how short her lifespan is now
Kass wasn’t a squeamish person before, and we just got an anatomy lesson, so I’m guessing #3. But #4 is a close runner-up. It is possible there’s some instinct going on that would make option #1 happen, though; we technically haven’t seen yinglets react to dead yinglets. (We’ve seen them die, but never the aftermath.)
Yes, I think so. Also terrified to be alone in the company of a man with a “Wet Storage” closet. I still think he’s merely a grave robber, but Kass doesn’t know that.
Am Zhinking dat Laady Kass is uncomfortable with yinglet biology, unless it is discussed in de abstract. Kass was not happy wizh de facts of Yinglet reproduction, but when faced wizh being in de middle of it, did not handle it well zhen eizher. Nor did Kass react well to Elim asking for details of her plumbing working.
It would seem dat having firsthand evidence of it “being real” in regards to zheir existence is disturbing. As llong as it is a abstract zhing dat can be zhought of as alien to Kassen, it can be excused.
I mean rogue Yinglets are basically vermin in this place, they’re gonna die occasionally and I doubt anyone’s gonna care if you scoop up the remains. I don’t see why he’d be uncomfortable about this.
All of the above.
Maybe it’s the yinglet instincts making him scared.
hnnnCat got your tongue? Tongue-tied?
hhhYou’d better hope ran doesn’t speak in tongues, your emotional state may take a licking.
To be fair, Kass shouldn’t be surprised that Ran has dissected a yinglet and kept samples of it. I’d be surprised if he hadn’t done that multiple times…
…though, an interesting twist here would be if Kass is about to bring up some serious taboo he’s violating, either that yinglets would find this extremely offensive, or that the human culture of Valsalia would find keeping dead parts of people reprehensible.
Kass is not culturally Valsalian, zhey are Drinnish. Kassen Akoll was a war veteran, and exposed to gore a bit too often to make de mere sight of a body part overly traumatic.
The real secret is that he got it from a jar of pickled yingtongues that Ivenmoth customs inspectors confiscated from a traveling merchant.
That’s a good point. For example, Ran could easily have “harvested” body parts from the remains of Brakka’s gang that tried to kill Elim.
For context, this was supposed to be a reply to Winterous’s comment about rogue yinglets.